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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Ok, now what.

[–] needanke 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Buy one and take a shower

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The supermarket doesn't have any showers to take though

[–] needanke 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gardening section

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

You'd have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Keep starin

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 2 months ago

Ask for assistance. It's a great conversation starter.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Now they still don't want to talk to you