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[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 67 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (21 children)

at the end of the day my right shoulder smells of women's perfume

That's gotta count for something right?

If you have to ask this question, you know it doesn't count.

Also, I think you'd be better trying to flirt with the Salsa ladies than sniffing for their perfume on your shoulder

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 54 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Nah. There was a post here just recently about what happens if you are dating a salsa girl

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Salsa, marinara.. eh, close enough lol

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Technically "Salsa" just means "Sauce"

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