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WYR: Would you rather poop in the only toilet at a party, knowing that you'll clog it, or poop in the bushes in the backyard? Please hurry (literature.cafe)
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[–] jws_shadotak@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

There was a girl in my high school that tried to pee in the bushes like everyone else at the party, but she had diarrhea. She was close enough that everyone smelled it before she sat back down.

Everyone called her the party pooper.

I think I'd rather clog the toilet than chance getting caught shitting in the bushes.