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submitted 6 months ago by Mbourgon@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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Don’t know how I’ve never come across this, but this made me laugh and cry and nod appreciatively.

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[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The only reason coders’ computers work better than non-coders’ computers is coders know computers are schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad.

Well... said?

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Which is odd- I threaten mine, and that’s why it behaves.

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

opens htop threateningly