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blahaj (lemmy.zip)

submitted 4 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] pingveno@lemmy.ml 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Blahaj cannot speak, therefore Blahaj cannot give consent.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago

You don't necessarily need speech for consent since non-verbal/mute people exist.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It can't say no either /s

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

What? That shouldn't be any basis for consent! Only if someone is able to consent, i.e. emphatically say 'yes' (or otherwise agree), should you start thinking about doing anything sexual involving them. If you do anything sexual involving someone who cannot say 'no' then that is a sexual violation of them.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This was a satire

[–] flora_explora@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

Hard to spot and people might take it at face value.