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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your poop or hate you for it. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

add more fruits and vegetables to your regime

Instructions unclear, on my way to overthrow central and south american governments

Anyway, I'd go with the craves toilet. I don't want to be hated by a sentient shitter.