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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the significance of the ear?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Trump got shot in the ear, so he wants s new one

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Ah, of course. It was right there and I just didn't make the connection. Thanks.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

criminal steals organ for transplant