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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon freezes time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (12 children)

genuinely asking: what sort of things do you mean, and why ?

[–] kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 months ago (4 children)

i would pee in people's drawers because i don't think that happens enough.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

good luck getting anymore in mine!

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

"Honey! There's pee in my pee drawer, and it isn't MINE!"

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