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[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I had a chortle, and then checked the prices for flights to Argentina.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

getting on a plane seems ill-advised nowadays....

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

You're right, I should take a Uboat.