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[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago (19 children)

Didn't even think about this. I thought of how crushingly boring and annoying it must have been to have been unable to move at all. For 6 months.

And now I realize it must have been dreadful, at first.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (16 children)

Imagine if your one of the thousands of people who would likely happen to have the sun in their eyes at the instant of freezing.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or getting frozen mid-orgasm.

[–] nomous@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depending on the exact moment you might assume you died and the ecstasy you were feeling was an afterlife.

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Getting post orgasmic torture from a dominatrix tho...

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