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He's going to find a way to compliment himself for "dodging the shot" as if it hadn't been pure dumb luck.
to be fair, this is nothing compared to the number of bullets he dodged in the Vietnam war.
Put that into a trump translator and bingo.
And the bullet said, with tears in its eyes: „Sir,….“
Always with the 'sir'
He's probably about to turn it into a "I was spared by the grace of God because my crusade against evil wasn't yet finished" kind of thing.
Ironic, if he had leaned left at the time.
Remember how he claimed he would have stopped a school shooting if only he had been there?
Yes. How that was not seen as the pathetic chest beatings of an insecure idiot craving praise that it was by the people attending his rallies is beyond me.