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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Liz@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Just don't splash too much and the shark won't have any interest in eating you. If it does seem to want to come in for a nibble, hold your ground and forcefully push it down you when it comes close to check you out.

https://youtu.be/CGDncXDMpN8?si=kSrQGeY-sbFcrW8T