Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 166 points 3 days ago (9 children)

Protip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you're shitting.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Speak for yourself. Some of us can poop in parallel.

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