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[–] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"As we embraced, I moved my hand from his firm buttocks up along his back, eager to feel more of that fit body.

I touch a surgery scar and he winces, both in pain, and memory of his true motivation for being here this ~~night~~ morning.

I would not live to see my shareholders meeting."