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New York May Create Hotline For Threatened CEOs (www.joemygod.com)

submitted 5 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure no online community would constantly prank call that hotline 😎👍

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean, it's not hard to become a CEO. It's not expensive to register an LLC. And you can give yourself whatever stupid title you want.

And, whose to say I, a newly minted CEO, don't feel in fear for my life due to my health insurance company? Make yourself a CEO, and any time they deny a claim, call in to report your health insurance company for threatening your life.