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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

submitted 1 week ago by irreticent@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm going to Texas and buying 50 dildos because fuck you that's why (also I will be selling the dildos at a slight discount afterwards)

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know that State is infamous for capital punishment of innocent people, right? You may want to rethink your tactics

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes they just let their people freeze to death and then blame obama

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

thanks obama

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 week ago

I don't even think he was born here, but I really really really think that matters

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i sacrifice myself for the greater good of orgasms.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think you can support the greater good of orgasms and filling of various orifices without sacrificing yourself tho

[–] 1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

oh....ok