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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)
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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 127 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"So, what are you in for?"

"Seventh dildo."

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

This was one of the laws broken in Half As Interesting’s “Crime Spree,” which became the pilot of their series “Jet Lag: The Game.”

If you have Nebula, it’s worth a watch.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Finally found a quest I'm absolutely sure my D&D group has NEVER played before.