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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It wasn’t the first temptation of Christ, and it sure as hell won’t be the last.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Jesus is coming…. grab a towel.