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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Uhm, you can buy dildos at Walmart?

Why has nobody told me before now?

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

Support small businesses, don't get your dildos from Walmart

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

You must not buy feminine products or condoms/lube at Walmart then lol.

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes you can! Except they're usually locked in a display case and you have to go and get someone to help you get one

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

I always like to ask if they have anything bigger in the back.