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Look, I'm already being suspected of three other stabbings...
Go upstairs, have a nap, you'll feel better.
Okay, you're just trying to hurt me now.
Nah I'm just punchy because of lack of sleep because my poor elderly pug has tracheal stenosis and coughs all night despite medication, and I'm taking it out on everyone..
Actually, that one I can sympathize with. I have this clock that takes me like 20 minutes to get back on the nail.
Okay, the penciled-in numbers (but only for non-military time because who uses that?) just sent me. Easily one of the best "job's done boss" images I have ever seen.
Sorry to hear about your dog.
Thanks. He's going to the vet tonight so hopefully we can do something but I'm not optimistic.
I’ve seen a setup like this where it made sense. Not nearly a long enough run for proper steps, but alternating half-steps allow you to get height faster. But this just seems like they did it for fun.
That was designed by a cat, or a team of cats.
To hide in and swat people.
Exactly. I recognize cat fuckery. I'm technically a cat person that doesn't own cats to prevent me from becoming a crazy cat dude. I foster dogs. I can't become attached to dogs. They're far too needy, much like the bourgeoise, cops, influencers, and other "look at me," type of children.