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Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill (www.newsweek.com)

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Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel SO sorry for the few sane rational people in Florida some times.

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Both of them?

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No, fuck Dave

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Is there enough time‽

[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

There's always time to fuck Dave.

[–] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Dave Barry? But he’s hilarious!

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Come on now… there are tens of them.