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Florida introduces anti-chemtrail bill (www.newsweek.com)

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Florida State Senator Ileana Garcia has introduced legislation to prohibit "weather modification" activities in the state.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 94 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So no more releasing CO2 or CH4 (chemicals) into the atmosphere then?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wish! They worded it such that the burning of fossil fuels and other things leading to the eradication of humanity through climate change are exempt 😮‍💨

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But we know for sure that these chemicals are modifying the weather!

I guess, crazy people just need to shout at clouds sometimes.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone knows it only counts if it takes 2 hours to modify the weather. Anything over that is simply God's will