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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering (montreal.ctvnews.ca)

submitted 3 weeks ago by xkbx@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just in case people do not fully grasp the amounts of "doo"s in this song:

Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Baby shark!

Mommy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Mommy shark!

Daddy shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Daddy shark!

Grandma shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Grandma shark!

Grandpa shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Grandpa shark!

Let's go hunt, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Let's go hunt!

Run away, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Run away!

Safe at last, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Safe at last!

It's the end, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

It's the end!

[–] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love that song doo doo doo doo doo doo.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 10 points 3 weeks ago

The last two verses on repeat are I think my new sound track to the end of times

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

That's a lot of doo doo