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Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering (montreal.ctvnews.ca)

submitted 3 weeks ago by xkbx@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If I was escaping a fire, and the stairwell had baby shark playing, I'd walk back into the fire.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 19 points 3 weeks ago

I really don't want to die with Baby Shark being the last song I hear

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

Descending the stairwell to escape a fire during the "Run Away" verse could be funny