Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
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Signaling that you are a man that can provide for a family (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by merari42@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] cogman@lemmy.world 157 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The entire reason the McDonald's app exists is so McDonald's can have variable prices to rip you off based on what they learn about your habits.

I hardly classify using their services in unintended ways as "stealing".

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago

If tech went down for six months, they'd offer you a discount for hopping on one leg while rubbing your stomach and patting your head.

Besides data collection, the main purpose is to get more money out of people willing to pay more without missing out on people who won't pay that much.

It's tiered pricing where they're fine with you selecting a tier, as long as they steer enough to the higher one l.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

This is what you text to win her back.