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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

American slices are a food crime in and of themselves already. If it doesn’t even meet the legal definition for being called “cheese”, it has no business going around and pretending.

I’ll make an exception for vegan cheese alternatives if they’re made out of natural ingredients but this shit is literally plastic.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

American cheese is cheese according to some links people posted. It is adequate for grilled cheese sandwiches.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 months ago

I'd argue it's the best for grilled cheese sandwiches because it stays melted way longer. Other types of cheese I've tried get a weird texture when they cool off. I don't particularly like them anyway due to the macros being garbage and I'm certainly open to suggestions but this has been my experience.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No, legally it used to be called “pasteurized processed cheese product”, although apparently they have replaced “processed” with “prepared” nowadays, likely because it sounds slightly less artificial.

Either way, it definitely does not meet the legal standard to simply be called “cheese”.

[–] bamboo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

American cheese is cheese. I’m not gonna let the despots at the FDA dictate my perception of reality.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's called processed because they mix cheese and other dairy products like milk and they can also add whey protein. It's cheese that has additional processing.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Correct. The “additional processing” also includes the addition of sodium citrate to prevent those different milk fats from separating again in order to ensure a homogenous product.

Sodium citrate is not permitted as an ingredient in any other type of cheese except the “pasteurized processed” ones.