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Elusive deer spotted wearing high-vis jacket in Canada: ‘Who is responsible?’ (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Under the province’s wildlife act, it is illegal to “worry, exhaust, fatigue, annoy, plague, pester, tease or torment” an animal

I also want to be protected by this act, please!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Humans are animals, so it technically should.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 17 points 1 day ago

court case of the century!

[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

It annoys me that you pointed out my shortsightedness. Straight to jail with you!