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How big is your desk? (i.ibb.co)

submitted 2 months ago by ZeroCool@vger.social to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 32 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Waste of money. Build the chair to go up and down instead.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 20 points 2 months ago

The trick is you hire a runner who comes over when you ring a bell and he unplugs your computer and plugs in the one you need and then takes the other computer to someone else that needs it, I think they call him a vm short for vamoose machine

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago

I don't like my feet hanging when using the top monitor. My floor splits in half and goes up instead