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[โ€“] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[โ€“] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 22 hours ago

Oh sorry that was me