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Concept for deterring the selection of "no tip" (not real) (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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*edited post title to make it clear that this is a joke

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The punchline is that the cashier doesn’t get any of the tips; they’re pure profit for the business.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago

"Hi customer, would you like to give us bonus money for no reason other than your accommodating nature?"

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah. Only ever tip in cash and in person. The suave 20-in-the-handshake looks cool but it's risky.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

How is it risky? Once I bribed two people within five minutes in Chicago to get on a flight I was late for. What did I risk?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Yup, bribes aren't illegal unless it's to government employees. And even then, I think it's only illegal to accept bribes, with maybe an exception if you bribed someone to get away with a crime.

So yeah, I don't think there's anything wrong with bribes, I just don't do it because screw that noise.