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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Don't worry, he'll just use another one of his names for another account with adult content...

https://www.mediaite.com/opinion/a-complete-ish-ranking-of-the-many-many-lies-and-fabrications-of-george-santos/

Check #9...

"9. What the f*** is his name?

As far as we can tell, the names Santos has used over the years include the one he used on the 2022 ballot, George Santos, as well as Anthony Santos, Anthony Devolder, George Devolder, George Anthony Devolder, George A.D. Santos, George Anthony Santos-Devolder, and Anthony Zabrovsky."

Edit: Of course he could just pull a new name out of his ass.. 😂

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Art Vandelay...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

He's starting an only fans......thats not the only thing he'll be pulling out of his ass!