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[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Does he carry a Texas sized bottle of French cologne?

I don't want to be his room mate.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 13 points 2 days ago

Cologne is in Germany, not France you silly goose!

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

French cologne, my ass! He wears WAAAAAAY to much Axe Body Spray like a patriotic American bro who doesn't understand geography should.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, also because he's apparently not aware of the largest mountain range in North America.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Gonna have huge calves.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Axe Body Spray. Guaranteed.