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Andrew just wants to open his files on Windows 10 (programming.dev)

submitted 4 months ago by starman@programming.dev to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/all/windows-10-why-dont-i-have-permission-to-open-my/6f33e814-3cc6-4ce6-993c-dffcf1bb5b75

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[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 66 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Andrew is ignorant. He could learn the basics of computer literacy, which would answer all his questions, but I'll take a shot in the dark and say that Andrew doesn't want to do that and is perfectly happy being ignorant. And also angry.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't exactly come across as happy...

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 months ago

True, his message doesn't exactly radiate happiness, but I can assure you he felt SO much better after writing this. Tech support also doubles as everyone's personal therapist, you see.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Never listen to anyone who is perfectly satisfied with being angry at everything.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Words to live by.