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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 95 points 1 week ago (28 children)

Theres a lot to unpack here, but really OP made a mistake by asking to go hiking. Thats a terrible first date idea and also isnt inherently date-y. Likely he was just missreading her kindness as flirting, but if he had asked her to dinner or coffee brunch it would've made his intentions more clear to her.

Not that it really matters because its fake and gay anyways.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 21 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Why is hiking a bad first date? Its free and walking side by side makes it easier to talk casually + it makes you appear like someone who actually leaves the house.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Not sure if this was above posters point, but this was pointed out to me once...

As a guy who typically dates girls, you're asking a woman to go out in the woods alone with you to a place that likely has no cell service and no way to contact anyone and is typically for the most part completely isolated from civilization.

[–] uniquethrowagay 8 points 1 week ago

A walk in the park is a lot better, yeah.

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