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"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 election (thebeaverton.com)
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[โ€“] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's wrong with a one party system? It's only one less then two! You wouldn't want to confuse the voters would you? /$

[โ€“] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

That's our secret, Cap... they're always confused.