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Louisiana: basic literacy is not their strong suit.
suit but agreed. Edumacation was never one of the original thirteen commandiments.
Ha! Corrected. Thanks.
This is my favorite bulkshit word lol. Ain't nobody axxed but they it is
Oof.
Woops. At least I didn't confuse Iraq with Ukraine....this time.
.........that you George?
On the internet, nobody knows you're the 43rd president, just trying to put food on your family.
*numeracy is the word you're looking for.
you're not wrong though, literacy is also not their strong suit :)
In Louisiana, they think numeracy is what gets you run outta town or burned alive, and they're not entirely wrong there either, historically speaking.
No, numeracy is when you draw cards to see the future.
No, numeracy is when you goin' around in public and ain't got no clothes on.
That comma could have been anything else and it would been a valid sentence.
Well, that's what I get for punching down on our gumbo-eating friends.
How dare you. We read real good in Goatfuck Holler!