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[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.

[–] wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Dude didn't stutter. Saving the woman.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do?

[–] wreel@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My friend wants to know if it's important to you that she's female?

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

She is a woman. I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My friend was wondering if you could would feel the same way if it was a man, you know, out of interest, and whether if it was, say, completely at random, a guy in his late twenties with curly black hair and a slight beer belly but he'd be willing to reciprocate so in some senses he'd be the best of both worlds, if that were of interest to you. He was wondering. My friend. Entirely hypothetically. Uhm...

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not gona lie, I love sucking cock, no matter who ;)

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

WIN.
Er, for my friend.
Yesss.
I mean yes.

[–] Reucnalts@feddit.de 3 points 5 months ago

Yes would choose her a thousand times. Starting with a nice one sided BJ and then we are taking turns riding each other. Nothing in the meme tells me i cant

[–] sparkle@lemm.ee 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes, the whole meme is read in full, what is the problem?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Really, really not a problem. Just checking. I didn't spot it the first time and it changed my perspective but not my answer.