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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Normally I’d agree with you because you’re not wrong, but who at this point doesn’t know who trump or Harris are? And where can I find that rock they are hiding under so I can get some quiet time?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

IKR I'd kill to not know who that asshole is

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can’t wait for trump to drop dead of natural causes only so I don’t have to hear his voice ever again

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bigly mood