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Wisconsin restaurant apologizes for serving pizzas contaminated with THC (www.newsweek.com)
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"We want to be sure anyone who has this pizza on hand throws it away so they don't get sick," health officials told customers.

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[–] stoly@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you cross your arms, fall to the floor, and yell “no” as you typed that?

[–] HairyHarry@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Who hurt you so much?

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah you’re getting a block. Grow up.