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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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Anyone see the HBO documentary "Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God"?

All the woman did was drink and turn blue and couldn't even heal herself.

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[โ€“] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Easy, join the cult of linux and bow to the power of the cult leaders: "doing math very fast". BEHOLD.

[โ€“] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

If you learn Bash, you can do some proper command line magic. If text files are more like your thing, consider looking into Vim.