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[–] underKap@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (5 children)

lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] underKap@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago

woaah look at this score, i don't know the average, but im sure it's above, respect. Consider using horse blinkers, that way you optimize even more that score.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

How about me

Although I might be cheating because I have multiple phones (for work -- I assure you)

[–] underKap@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

Yes for work, not at all for meme screening and screenturbation

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Get on my level

You are exactly half the man I am.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Total: 46 hrs, 45 min
Average: 6 hrs, 40 min per day

After subtracting Maps (driving, not looking at phone) and work ticketing app:

Total: 24 hrs 39 minutes
Average: 3 hrs, 31 minutes per day

Finally a worthy opponent

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

You guys make me feel good!

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What happened on Wednesday?

edit: also, What Happened to Monday?

[–] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Wow that's a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I'm doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn't work it out nicely like yours.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Balatro was yesterday. I swear!

[–] underKap@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

Dont feel ashamed my comrade screen time is screen time, and yours sucks as well, like all of us

[–] riot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')

Android screen time charts

[–] underKap@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] riot@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, that's probably not too far off actually, haha. I just really enjoy a larger screen more. Maybe if I get one of those fancy foldable phones one day, it'll get way higher.

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.

[–] underKap@lemm.ee 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

my size is like 6.5, what about you?

[–] n3cr0@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

50 inch. Is your screen 6.5 inch or 6.5 cm? Or 6.50 m perhaps?

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

phone = like an hour texting, since music is screen off. laptop: all the time I don't have to sleep in school or at home, so about 6h

that is not many hours of time :( I want a refund.