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carrot.py (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by n3cr0@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

I know you're joking but you basically just suggested buying a pack of frozen mixed veggies so you can pick out and use only the carrots for your stew, and the idea of someone actually doing that sends my brain into a tailspin

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 weeks ago

So you're saying pymixxedveggies is bloated?

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do NOT give the carrot industry that idea

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

Big Carrot is coming for your stew

[–] Capybara_mdp@reddthat.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Which is essentially the type of workarounds enterprise systems admins have to come up with as solutions.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.