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submitted 1 month ago by Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 94 points 1 month ago (2 children)

// I'm not really that dumb, there is a reason.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 41 points 1 month ago

// narrator: the reason was management

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

// I told them I'd do this but only if they gave me time next sprint to fix it  - 12-03-1997

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 15 points 1 month ago

[flashbacks to the backlog being wiped out because “the client already signed off on the release”]