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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Galadriel and Celeborn were married in the First Age and the story takes place at the end of the Third, so they were married for at least six and a half thousand years. During that time, they had one child. How often do you think they had sex?

[–] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago (10 children)

To be fair, his name is Celeborn. Can't blame him for being celibate.

[–] tenacious_mucus@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

AkShUaLlY…. It’s pronounced “Kel-a-born”….but I still applaud your humor!

Most, if not all c’s are pronounced as hard K’s in Elvish (Elven?) languages.

It does get a little weird with places like Cirith Ungol, but there are, allegedly, older maps where it’s spelled Kirith.

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