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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Upvote for thinking modern cars have CD players

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

that's as modern as I'm willing to tolerate in a car. If it has a touch screen, then I'm personally offended and whomever designed that vehicle should be flogged.