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[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 33 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Wallet makes sense in the back pocket. It's been kind of the default for generations so much it's a comedic point in TV Shows and movies at times. They're generally malleable and an easy place to grab, for better or worse.

Phone on the other hand, I don't get either. They're rigid and can break quite easily if sat on. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 38 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Wallet in back pocket = back pain. It’s pressing on your sciatica. Keep it in your front pocket, or get cargo pants.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

..is this a humble brag about how heavy your wallet is from all your gold doubloons? 🀨

[–] noodlejetski@lemm.ee 14 points 4 weeks ago

*sciatic nerve. "sciatica" is the kind of pain caused by compression of the nerve.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Anecdotal. I keep a trim wallet and have never had back pain.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

I usually declutter my wallet after it hits the three pound level .... or the leather explodes.

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I agree. I was just stating "it makes sense". Small wallet for the front pocket. Can't always wear cargo lol

[–] fishbone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't always wear cargo lol

Not with that attitude.

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago

🀣 working towards that goal tho!

[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 22 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd go crazy if I had to sit with a lump under one ass cheek.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

First world problems. "My wallet is so thick that I call it a lump".

[–] Nelots@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

My empty wallet is still a lump.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee -1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

? My "wealth" such as it is is 2 credit cards, a debit card, and an id. If you're carrying around every card you have, you have no plan. Figure out your spending to maximize credit card points. Why would I have my travel credit card with me in the grocery store? I'd have my everyday points card.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't you ever just get the urge to keep on driving and never go back?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I love this comment

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If don't have your travel credit card, you'll miss out on points while escaping.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

When did I suggest I was escaping? I'm at the grocery store.

[–] raynethackery@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Did you get anything good at the grocery store?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

Always. Cash back too

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

Don't disagree. Small wallet for front pocket is my go to. Just was saying "it makes sense".

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Wallet in the back pocket has cost me nearly 6-figures in medical bills for back pain over the years.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I just take the phone out when I sit.

[–] techwithjake@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

I'm crazy forgetful. I'd 100% break it in my back pocket lol