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Report Finds Americans Need To Cut Emissions By 3% In Order To Tell Themselves They Did Their Best (theonion.com)
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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Oh Onion, why you gotta be so on point all the time.

At press time, Sikora warned that if the United States failed to act now, it would have no plausible deniability for the death and destruction that record-breaking storms, heat, floods, and drought will inevitably bring.