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Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 month ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 93 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I hope all American Oligarchs watch every window victim with wide eyes. This is the future you are funding with Trump.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No no no. It will never happen to me. I am one of the smart oligarchs/good immigrants. He will just murder/deport the others.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I really will have to insist on an "/s", sir.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sad but true these days

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be fair, it’s been true since text based public commenting became a thing.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Its gotten so much worse over the last decade though. The line between satire and reality is as thin as ever.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago

Nonsense, our oligarchs are One of the Good Ones™