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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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You are a program (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by ReadyUser31@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

WW3 have that unblockable Presidential Alert emergency notification. There's no escape. 😔

Unless one disabled the correct system APK through ADB of course.

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What?! I don't even have a president!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"I don't even have a president!" -Cheryl Tunt

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

Unless one lives in one of the 194 of the 195 countries on the planet, which is extremely fuckin likely