this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Fleur_@lemm.ee 117 points 1 month ago (10 children)

I'm sorry anon but they probably were gonna bully you regardless

[–] Damage@feddit.it 13 points 1 month ago (8 children)

It's Anon's parents fault for not teaching him how to deal with bullies.
~~You should talk to them and explain that what they are doing hurts your feelings!~~
Yeah no, fuck up the next guy who calls you ass-worm, bite and scratch if you can't knock them down, make sure they remember that fucking with you bears consequences. Push a stick to their asses while you scream "ass-worm, huh?!"

[–] Anivia 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hit the gym until they no longer dare to bully you

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 1 month ago

The gym never hurt me, idk why you want me to hit it

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